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The Donald’s contentious billion-dollar golf resort project in Aberdeenshire, Scotland, is underway despite the protests of angry Scots, Tilda Swinton and environmental groups.

After nearly five years of negotiations, nine planning applications, nuisance tactics, threats of compulsory purchases and name-calling, The Donald stood pompously atop a sand dune and gloated as bulldozers barged in to start work on building “the world’s greatest golf course for Scotland and for the great game of golf.”

And then he emptied a can of hairspray into what’s left of his hair and five more into the sky.

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