Hat tip to Geoff Shackelford for the spot — and for informing me last week that Stewart Cink belongs on the list of Slowest (Rudest) Golfers on Tour. Apparently Cink’s been put on the clock multiple times already this season. Add Wednesday’s match against Ian Poulter to that tally. The Twitter Masters took over four hours to play (in a twosome!) with no one in front of them. Their sluggish play resulted in rules official Stephen Cox making a funny, though, according to the AP.