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The Humbling of Tiger Woods

Twenty-four hours and twelve radio interviews later, I’ve talked about my reaction to Tiger Woods’ humiliating speech more than I wish to admit.

In my rambling scribbles right after, I honestly didn’t know what to think. I couldn’t decide whether his apology was heartfelt, humble and remorseful, or a phony effort to repair his tarnished image.

I wavered toward the latter, but three-quarters through my Friday media blitz, it dawned on me — perhaps the preconceived notions I had going into the well-orchestrated gathering unfairly swayed my previous conclusions. With the awful timing, the stately setting, the handpicked guests and unreasonable ground rules, how could it be anything but a farce? You would have thought a politician was resigning from office. The blue curtain. The podium. The seating. The only prop missing was an American flag standing proudly behind Tiger.

Before he took the podium (enter stage right), I was already annoyed and assumed it would be, well, some of what we saw: Tiger reading from a meticulous script and saying nothing. The painfully drawn-out pauses, the eye contact and hand gestures must have been written in his notes. I could almost see the words, “Tiger, look straight into the camera after you say, ‘I’ve let you down,’ pause for two seconds.” I wouldn’t be surprised if they were. Hell, if I had to give the same shameful speech, knowing the entire world was watching, I would have done the same.

For the most part, his face showed little expression. But it doesn’t mean he wasn’t sincere. Watch one of his press conferences. Even his Nike commercials.

No doubt he shouldn’t have read but it’s not easy to utter truths, like, “For 45 days from the end of December to early February, I was in inpatient therapy receiving guidance for the issues I’m facing.” He stuttered and faltered many times. But Tiger isn’t a trained public speaker or actor (though he might have fooled us on occasion). For all the apologies he needed to dole out, it would have been impossible for him to memorize. I give him credit for letting his guard down, however little.

That said, I don’t buy all of it. There were moments when he sounded angry and resentful. And more than once he painted himself as the victim — you know, of the vile, vindictive media. Now that’s not the attitude of a man who’s come to terms with his mistakes. I feel terrible for Elin and his children, the real victims, who have had to suffer. Tiger continues to demand his privacy, but sorry, he relinquished that privilege when he chose the life that made him a billionaire. If he wanted to remain a private citizen, then he never should have signed multimillion-dollar endorsement contracts to sell Nike shirts and Gillette razors, or posted the now infamous photos of his family on his public website.

There are still questions left unanswered (e.g., which was his favorite mistress?!), some of which he’ll have to face eventually. But for the moment, I’m ready to move on. He deserves another chance and, like he said, it will be determined by his behavior over time.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming — the Accenture Match Play Championship. Let’s watch and talk some golf.

[Photo by Eric Gay/AP]

John Daly Gets His Slix On

With the Tiger Woods media mayhem, we failed to notice John Daly signed with a new sponsor, Slix, an underwear company. As every human on planet Earth prepared to watch a defeated Tiger apologize for his sins, Daly broke the news via his Twitter:

Gettin rdy for Tiger?—On the Fun Side I just got a GREAT SPONSOR for UNDERWEAR www.getyourslixon.com. GET READY I’ve GONE UNDERWEAR MODEL!

You can’t deny he’s looking pretty good. Remember the old JD?

He told Heather Jones of Real Women Golf, “Slix boxer briefs are the most ridiculously comfortable underwear I’ve ever put on. When I’ve got my Slix on, it’s all good.”

You know, if he ever decides he’s really “done with golf,” he may have a future as a full-fledged underwear model.

[Photo via John Daly’s Twitpic]

The Golf Channel's Charlie Rymer Cries for Tiger

Tiger Woods held back tears during his humbling apology. It wasn’t until he walked off the stage that he raised his arm to wipe one away. Meanwhile, back at the Golf Channel’s studio, Charlie Rymer was asked for his reaction [via Devil Ball Golf]:

He explained his sentimental response:

“When I see someone going through something extremely painful, and being very geniune, it hits me very hard, that’s the reason for my reaction. I really like the fact that he cast all blame on himself. It was very clear that, ‘I have done this.’ He wasn’t trying to put it on anybody else as we saw a little bit earlier. You get the sense that this is full admission and submission.”

There’s something to be said about a man who has the compassion to cry for another man’s painful experience on national TV. Rymer is clearly comfortable in his own skin. Good for him. But, honestly?

Tiger Trumps the Treasury

With the exception of President Obama, Tiger Woods is the only human alive who could drive the world to drop everything for 15 minutes — including Wall Street bankers — to watch him read a statement.

Bloomberg reports that when Tiger stepped up to the podium, traders moved their attention from the tickers to the satellite feed airing his speech from Ponte Vedra Beach, FL. The New York Stock Exchange volume dropped to around one million shares, the lowest of the day. When it was over, trading jolted to six million, the second highest of the day.

Business as usual.

Dan Jenkins Banishes Tont Woods

The Ancient Twitterer finally weighs in with his must-read thoughts on Eldrick Tont Woods:

For all of the Tiger idolaters out there, it must have been like finding out that ice cream sundaes give you gonorrhea.

I covered Tiger winning his 14 professional majors, but I can’t say I know him. I knew the smile he put on for TV. I knew the orchestrated remarks he granted us in his press-room interviews. I knew the air he punched when another outrageous putt went in the cup. That’s it.

I once made an effort to get to know the old silicone collector. Tried to arrange dinners with him for a little Q&A, on or off the record, his choice. But the closest I ever got was this word from his agent: “We have nothing to gain.”

Now it’s too late.

I’m busy.

Reason #9876 Dan Jenkins is the best to ever write about the game.

Amusingly, the GWAA Boycotts Tiger's Statement [*Update]

For the board of directors of the GWAA, the long string of emails began Wednesday evening, shorty after Team Tiger announced he was holding a “press conference” on Friday, which came with a set of absurd ground rules. You know, like only six members of the media could attend, three had already been selected and the GWAA would pick the other three. Naturally, the golf media was outraged. According to a source close to the situation, one member called for a vote in Thursday morning and someone else in the evening. On both counts, the result was in favor of not attending the sham. So, the golf media made a statement of their own:

The Board of Directors of the Golf Writers Association of America voted overwhelming Thursday not to participate as pool reporters today when Tiger Woods issues his first public statement in nearly three months.

“I cannot stress how strongly our board felt that this should be open to all media and also for the opportunity to question Woods,” said Vartan Kupelian, president of the 950-member group.

“The position, simply put, is all or none. This is a major story of international scope. To limit the ability of journalists to attend, listen, see and question Woods goes against the grain of everything we believe.”

The GWAA also believes strongly that its presence, without the ability to ask question, gives credibility to an event that isn’t worthy of it.

The vote reflected the sentiment. Nineteen voted for the proposal to protest by boycotting the proceedings. There were four votes against the proposal and three abstentions.

Woods’ camp originally made available three pool reporter positions for today’s statement by Woods, during which he is expected to offer his apologies for what he described on his website as “transgressions.”

After extended negotiations, Woods’ advisors agreed to increase the number of pool reporters to six. The offer was rejected. The pool reporters would have been selected by the GWAA.

Three wire services have been invited to report on the meeting. They are the Associated Press, Reuters and Bloomberg News Service.

Well done. What’s the point of going down to Florida when you can’t even ask a question? Okay, so you can get a better feel of the nuances and what-have-you, but it probably won’t be too different than just watching it on TV like the rest of the world.

*Update: Must-read column by SI’s Damon Hack, a GWAA board member who gives the insider’s take on the boycott. Here’s a taste:

For the GWAA — which has voted Woods its player of the year a record ten times — the boycott ended two days of at times tense conversation among board members, including this reporter. On Wednesday night, I wrote in a message to the board that it was a “fiasco” for the Woods camp to choose how many reporters could attend, and that the whole situation was foul, including the Tour’s decision to host him. Still, I didn’t care if Woods read his statement from a teleprompter or scribbled notes on his hand, I wanted to be in that room to hear him. A journalist wants to be where the story is.

By Thursday evening, after further reflection and discussion, I saw the other side of the story, that calling a pseudo-press conference stocked with family, friends and handpicked media outlets wasn’t journalism but a photo op.

I voted for the boycott.

Bravo. Now Damon probably won’t be granted that exclusive one-on-one interview with Tiger anytime soon, but at least his credibility is intact and in my mind, that’s more important.
Tiger's Selfish Ways Annoy Everyone

Tiger Woods hasn’t even taken the podium to read his soliloquy, but he’s already stolen the stage. Everybody is talking about Tiger rather than the actual golf that’s being played. That was the point, though.

As you know, the WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship started yesterday and Team Tiger’s announcement came shortly after the coverage began. Most important, Accenture was the first company to break up with Tiger. So, naturally, he’s mad. And what better way to screw the sponsor than to overshadow the global golf gathering it hosts? At the same he’s taking attention away from the guys — who haven’t wronged him — actually playing golf.

Ernie Els sure thinks so:

“It’s selfish. You can write that. I feel sorry for the sponsor. Mondays are a good day to make statements, not Friday. This takes a lot away from the golf tournament.”

Big high-five to the 20-year-old Rory McIlroy for his candor:

“He’s got to come out at some point. I suppose he might want to get something back against the sponsor that dropped him.”

But apparently Accenture is taking the high road. Jason Sobel chatted with Fred Hawrysh, an Accenture spokesperson:

“We got a call from Tiger’s agent [Mark Steinberg] prior to the announcement yesterday, so we had a heads up that they were going to make the announcement and they told us they were timing it for Friday — for whatever reason, it was important to go out this week. But they were timing it at 11 a.m. ET and we don’t tee off here until noon local time. They told us they deliberately timed this so it would not overlap with anything that was happening here.”

And I’m the Queen of England.

Unless Tiger is playing at next week’s Waste Management Open, then it could have waited until Monday. And it’s doubtful his first tournament would be at an event where the beer flows freely and fans behave crudely. Plus, 2001 was the last time he played in Phoenix.

But hey, as one golf writer pointed out, at least he didn’t choose to make his announcement the day after the Haiti quake.

See Tiger Run

While Tiger Woods was jogging in Orlando on Wednesday, Getty Images’ Sam Greenwood, a photographer who covers PGA Tour events, just happened to be at the same street at the same time to capture the moment.

Other than the National Enquirer’s grainy images, which it claimed were the “exclusive first photos” of Tiger, these are the first professional, non-hazy pictures of him since November 21. Here, it’s clearly Tiger and not some random black dude.

Coincidence that Greenwood caught pictures of Tiger running in public the day he announced his press conference? I think not.

Another sign Tiger’s indefinite break is winding down.

[h/t Reader Paul]

Scorned Tiger Ready to Cry for the Cameras [*Update]

Well, that’s to be determined. But finally, Tiger Woods will break his silence and address the public for the first time since the infamous car “accident” and sex scandal.

On Friday at 11AM EST, he will hold a press conference to apologize for his behavior, explain himself and discuss his future plans, according to Bloomberg:

“Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida,” the statement said. “Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior.”

Woods has obviously taken some recovery steps, [agent Mark] Steinberg said in a telephone interview.

“Tiger feels as though it’s time to make amends and to publicly do that,” [Steinberg] said.

Naturally, Team Tiger has already commanded that he will not take questions from the “small pool of reporters” that will be present. Video cameras will not be permitted either, but it will be aired on the Golf Channel . So it appears Tiger is still trying to control the message, but hey, it’s about time given the rampant speculation over the past two and a half months. Most notable, it’ll be interesting how much Tiger will actually discuss. But it’s probably safe to assume he won’t be addressing certain sensitive issues, like the actual number of mistresses he had (or allegedly knocked up). Either way, it won’t be easy for him to face the media with his new identity and speak about his private life, which remained private for so long.

So will we see a stone-faced defiant Tiger or the never-before-seen emotional, remorseful Tiger? Given he’s taken “recovery steps,” perhaps we’ll see a vulnerable, emotional side of him that he’s never publicly revealed. Or, he’ll read a robotic speech and give some sort of non-explanation. You know, like, “I’m sorry for my behavior. I’ve sought treatment. I request no one bring this up ever again. See you at the Tavistock Cup and The Masters. “

But assuming he’s coming forward because he’s ready to return to golf, hopefully we’ll see he’ll break down and offer his sincere regrets for hurting his family and sponsors, and disappointing his fans. Shedding a real tear or two wouldn’t be the worst thing either — of course, only if it’s genuine.

Now does this mean he’s returning to competition? My guess is, yes. Otherwise, he probably would have stayed hidden behind the gates of Isleworth and posted another hollow statement on his website.

Finally, will Elin be standing by his side with a shiny new rock on her finger a la Kobe Bryant’s wife in his awkward presser?

Oh, the anticipation. The good news is, all signs point to Tiger’s return to the fairways.

*Update (5:00PM): More from Mark Steinberg: “Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior. While Tiger feels that what happened is fundamentally a matter between he and his wife, he also recognizes that he has hurt a lot of people who were close to him.” Hmm…sounds like he’s pissed at the media and not genuinely sorry.

*Update (5:36PM): It’s also worth noting the timing of this announcement — the first day of the WGC-Accenture Match Play Championship, the event sponsored by the company that was quick to drop him (for understandable reasons). With the Tiger news, it’s completely overshadowed the Match Play, which is pretty rude and selfish. There’s no doubt in my mind that it was intentional. Unless he’s playing next week, then why couldn’t he have waited until Monday? It seems like he’s reasserting command of the situation by striking back at those who he feels wronged him.

*Update (6:00PM): SI’s Alan Shipnuck tweeted: “Latest on TW soliloquy: wire service will be in the room and 3 “pool” reporters, chosen by Golf Writers Assoc. of Am. No ??’s will be asked.” I imagine the atmosphere will be…errr…very tense.

The WGC-Accenture Match Play Guessing Game

First things first: Apologies for the small font in the images of the brackets below, but I run a resource-starved operation. That said, I welcome donations.

As you may have heard, the Accenture Match Play starts today and neither the world’s number one, Tiger Woods, nor number three, Phil Mickelson, is in the field. Naturally, Tiger is hunkered down in some hiding hole, otherwise known as the gated community of Isleworth, and Phil, the quintessential family man, is taking a family vacation. This event stirred up huge hype last year, as Tiger staged his comeback after an eight-month break to recover from knee surgery.

It’s a little different this year, but hey, we got Steve Stricker, Lee Westwood, Jim Furyk and Martin Kaymer to take the top four seeds. Personally, I’m pumped because I love matchplay. I wish more PGA Tour events were played in this format, like the silly the FedEx Cup — or at least the final event. It’s exciting to watch two players battle it out in a one-on-one duel. Well, unless you get, like, Chad Campbell and Ben Crane in the finals. Snore. So, let’s hope that anomaly doesn’t happen this week.

Without further ado, presenting my random bracket picks, where I basically went down the list and went, eeny-meeny-miny-moe. But as you can see, I didn’t go too crazy. I guess I was feeling boring.

JONES BRACKET

I love this bracket. Too many great players. As I learned with my Fantasy Golf picks for the Northern Trust Open, Steve Stricker is always a safe bet. And I’d just really like to see him cry again. I’m sure David Feherty could rouse more tears from Stricks than Roger Maltbie could. But I’d love to see the young dudes, Anthony Kim and Ryo Ishikawa, go far. With the way both have played this season, I’m not sure. Then again, like the annoying cliche goes, anything can happen.

PLAYER BRACKET

Geoff Ogilvy is defending and he’s already repeated once this year with his win at the season-opener, the SBS Championship. He also has a mind-blowing 89.4% winning percentage. But he might be a little distracted and sleep-deprived, since his wife just gave birth to their third child last week. Putting aside my personal bias, I’d keep an eye out on Ryan Moore. He doesn’t hold one of the most decorated amateur careers for no reason. His last summer before turning pro, he won the US Amatuer, the Western Amateur and US Amateur Public Links — all in matchplay. He’s done crazy things, like win the last four holes, carding birdies on three, to win the US Amateur two-up. Expect him to feel comfortable in this atmosphere.

HOGAN BRACKET

It’d be great to see The Irish Kid Who Will Save The PGA Tour, you know, win or something, but apparently he’s been having some back problems. Perhaps worrisome, but he’s only 20. Last year he made a splash by making it to the quarterfinals, where he was ousted by eventual champ Ogilvy. If Allenby and McIlroy meet like I predicted, let’s hope Allenby doesn’t blame it on something silly, like how he should have gone out partying with him until 4AM. I’d like to see the 25-year-old Martin Kaymer, who won his fifth European Tour event in Abu Dhabi recently, matched up with McIlroy in the quarterfinals. Because, well, the entertainment value. Duh.

SNEAD BRACKET

Other than the Molinaris, who are the first brothers to play the event in the same year, and the preposterously long-hitting Alvaros Quiros, this bracket is pretty vanilla. But you got your usual suspects. Now I can’t remember why I chose Furyk. The word “safe” comes to mind, which doesn’t make that much sense now because in recent years he’s faltered when he reached the Sweet 16.

So in the Final Four, I have Stricker, McIlroy, Moore and Furyk. As always, my sincere regrets if they’re hit with the awful Wei jinx. Who are your favorites for the week? You know what to do — drop them below. Please.