To add insult to injury after moving the wrong way in the third round of the U.S. Open, Tiger Woods stomped off the 18th green, looking like he had just shot five-over 75. As you can see, it’s always quite chaotic with everyone trying to get out of the way or in the way.
What a strange, strange day.
I was standing next to the stairs. If you’re looking at the video, I’m the one closest to the bottom of the steps on the right (wearing all-black and my hair is black, so it’s hard to make me out). It was a pretty dramatic moment and I swear you could almost hear the impact of Tiger’s hand hitting the lens (*update: or his elbow arm smacking the guy’s head). Maybe not. It was probably more of the tension in the air. I think Tiger’s melodramatic reaction was partly to the pain and partly to feeling pissed off about his ugly round.
It was one of those perfect storm situations.
The photographer cameraman was packing up his equipment rushed in to try and snap a close-up shot of Tiger’s face, using what appeared to be a wide-angled lens — and not paying attention, while the rest of us were standing back to let Tiger pass. Right as he marched by, his right hand smacked hard into the camera.
Tiger grimaced in pain and shook his hand and then quickly grabbed his right with his left. He muttered, “Son of a…,” just as he passed me. The guy to my right and I exchanged “wide-eyed-sh*t-that-was-not-good-and-kind-of-scary” looks.
[*Update: On the shuttle bus back to the hotel, a colleague, who was also on the scene, helped re-jog my memory and I figured out the missing piece of the puzzle I was struggling to find all evening. Literally, I replayed the video footage over and over, hoping it would come to me. I know, I need to get a life, but you know the feeling when you can't quite put your finger on it and it drives you nuts? Yeah.
Here's the deal: I saw the photographer sweep in, and oh-so-slightly, cross into the pathway cleared for His Highness. Then, I saw the car wreck coming. In that split second, you're thinking, uh-oh, this is going to be ugly. What's this guy doing? He's infringing on Tiger's "space" and Tiger is going to run him over, which is pretty much what happened.
The chat with one colleague turned into an enlightening group discussion on the bus ride. We watched the footage together several times and came to the this conclusion: The photographer decided to get aggressive with the shot, but when he saw Tiger charging, he tried to back away at the last second. Thing is, Tiger also saw the photog and took out some of his aggression out on the guy and his camera.
We agreed Tiger actually elbowed the photographer in the head initially -- I'm betting the he has a nice bump on his head. Unfortunately, the "accidental" run-in backfired on Tiger and he probably got the worse end of it and felt like an idiot. What do they call that again?
Karma's a..b*tch.]*
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Asked by NBC’s Roger Maltbie in his post-round interview if he was hurt, Tiger replied curtly, “I’m fine.”
Same answer when he was asked by a reporter in the media scrum.
As for the blame game, I’m not assigning it to Tiger or the cameraman. Look, the guy probably should have been paying better attention, but there’s so much pandemonium going on, not to mention so many people that it’s easy to lose yourself in the commotion.
Tiger also wasn’t looking where he was going because he was so pissed off that he shot 75 and he’s accustomed to people getting out of his way. It reminded me of this amusing anecdote from Quail Hollow when Tiger almost plowed into me and Ellie Day.
Well, the edginess in the air was much, much more pronounced here at Olympic. Let’s just say, if I’m that cameraman, I’d feel like a huge a-hole — even if he wasn’t at fault.
In this slo-mo version of The Collision, it almost appears like Tiger rammed his hand to push the guy away and take out a little frustration. Probably not and I can’t remember from my perspective on-scene. However, I do remember seeing it coming, so…tough call. You be the judge.
Well, I’m thinking running into a camera lens is hopefully less damaging than a fire hydrant…









Look at Tiger’s last stride just before the impact. His right leg veers about 6 inches to the right directly into the cameraman. The cynic in me says he did it on purpose, so as to have an excuse for an early WD Sunday if it looks like he is not gaining ground. Are we going to see another O.J Bronco chase like in Florida, with Tiger leaving the course in his rental and the Blimp following the getaway from above?
I distinctly heard a second camera man from the grassy knoll. There was no way it was just a single camera man… he was a patsy. Besides you only get off 2 shots that fast from the book depository….I mean clubhouse. Notice how Tigers hand moved forward first THEN back instead of back then forward?
There may have been a number of agencies possibly behind this…USGA, PGA, CIA, NBC, North Korea, ESPN, FBI, Fox News… or Castro. We will need from a commission to sort through the evidence.
I know one thing is for certain: We will all remember where we were when Tiger hit his hand on that camera.
Wait breaking news….I just heard Cheyenne Woods stubbed her toe in a hotel room in California…
Very droll, R. I enjoyed that.
Thank you. “droll” great word.
Nice Randy, very nice.
I Zaprudered the YouTube video and Tiger looks like he was picking for a fight and walked too close to to the cameraman to give him a brush back.
where’s Chris?…..he called it….Tiger punches camera guy….
You are so right. Chris is the new golf Messiah.
He has been predicting this for months. Over and over and over again.
Thursday, Alan Shipnuk said that the Open was over and Tiger was the winner, so Chris is 1 up on him.
Oh Wise Chris, what is next in your crystal ball?
LOL…
Not sure what is more classless, what Tiger did, or what you wrote about it.
Sigh, everyone & their conspiracy theories. Guy jumped out to get a shot, path goes right to get up staircase, camera dude ducked his head down. Accidents happen. You don’t take people out with your arm dangling down
@ Shoshanna – look, I know you are an apologist for Tiger and all of his faults, which has obviously kept you quite busy these past few years, but looking at the vid, he CLEARLY made a move towards the photog, probably to back him out of the way, and the guy clueslessly didn’t back off, hence the impact. All part of Tiger’s ridiculous alpha dog attitude and treatment of others (see his response to Maltbie – why was that a bad question? seemed pretty harmless – unless of course Tiger felt stupid about it since he initiated it.
Can’t say I give a shit about Tiger, today…Such little class. And the cameraman was an idiot, as well.
I have no dog in that fight. Woods or media, hope they both lose.
Shoshana i usually enjoy most of your posts…..and actully still do….but it was obvious Tiger is a ticking timebomb….Chris also sent me the powerball #’s for this week…..Bogey, Bogey, Double…..nice start Tigs…and a punch to follow soon….
Who will you poor guys talk about when Tiger retires? I know your lives will be over and you will go back to Momma’s basement and cry.
Not apologizing for Woods but, honestly, what was the point of an extreme close-up of him walking to the scorer’s tent?
Just Tiger being Tiger… still a jerk and the forecast calls for more of the same.
Alex Hussein is a worse adulterer