Nice Effing Pants celebrates the wackiest, ugliest and coolest pants (or skorts) in golf — from the pros to the weekend hacker.
If you watched any of Sunday’s coverage of the Dunhill Links Championship, then you probably had to pick your jaw up off the ground when you saw Lee Westwood’s costume outfit.
It’s still unclear why the world No. 2 was wearing what appeared to be an orange sweatsuit. Perhaps he liked this Paris Hilton look. Or maybe he was doing his best impression of Rickie Fowler’s former Sunday head-to-toe all-orange getup (at least Westy chose a softer hue).
Quick! — someone get Golf’s Mr. Style, Marty Hackel, on the phone for a consultation with Westwood.
After shooting a one-over 73 to tie for 30th, Westwood tweeted [sic]: “Won’t be wearing orange pyjamas again!”
You know, it was so absurd that I thought it was hilariously awesome…but he’s right — toss those threads. Well, at least the pants.
Seriously, though, what happened, Lee? Were those the only clean clothes you had left?!
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Ewwwwww. The oranges dont even match
My thoughts as well. It looks horrible. At least Rickie’s orange is coordinated. Did he oversleep and barely make it to the course?
That’s the most hideous outfit I’ve ever seen on a golf course.
Those pants are corduroy aren’t they? Was a poor sweater choice with the pants.
Having said that, the outfit isn’t even in the same ballpark as this one, not even close:
http://www.stilettosetsports.com/wp-content/uploads/ian-poulter-gold-lame-golf.jpg
Ah yes, the gold lamé outfit. At least Ian’s shirt matched his pants. Plus, that fashion statement proved Ian’s got balls. All Lee’s outfit proved is colorblindness.
Reminds me of Tinky Winky of the TeleTubbies
Looks like Tony the Tiger! They’re Great!
Looks quite handsome!!
Stephanie,
Witch brand is the Lee Pumpkin outfit…?
Where can I buy this stuff?
Looks like he lost a bet with Daly.
Need to get rid of those pleats.
On a side note, looks like he is still using a G10 driver.
The decorations for Halloween are starting earlier and earlier every year.
I think Lee looks quite daper in his garments. Also, to KC, I believe that is not the G10 driver but the new proto type G14 that is going to be the hottest new club to ever hit the market. I tried it and I was hitting the ball 30 yards further than with my regular G10 driver.
I always thought it was funny he still played the G10, because you see images like this.. http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/106609627.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF87892102A727B1636DE2E6FDA55C03A6C44ECD85FF27D5AE469C0E6D8D753DCC63D4DFE30A760B0D811297
Playing in your pajamas is great, just roll out of bed, put on your shoes, and hit the links!
G10 or G14, at least the driver color matches the sweater.Probably an oversight
Now I know where some of Cousin Eddy’s clothes went in the garage sale.
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