Comments on: Masters pairings released for 2012 tournament

By: Irish Golf Nut

Irish Golf Nut — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 14:56:34 +0000

@MacAttack -thanks for sharing with us the eloquence of your prose and the beauty of your mind. Im humbled to witness such drivel.

By: Mac Attack

Mac Attack — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 13:01:58 +0000

Augusta seriously needs to change the winning-the-Masters-gets-you-in-for-lifetime policy. It’s insane and ridiculous. Does any one really think that the tournament – or golf in general – is better served having a washed-up Ben Crenshaw and creaky Jose Maria in the field over, say, Ernie Els or Mannasero or Ryan Moore? It’s a tradition so stupid… it’s unlike any other.

Or can they at least put in an anti-exemption for that fat garbage can Craig Stadler? Watching that 385lb wad of cookie dough waddle around the course is often enough to make me turn the tournament off all together. Memo to Stadler: Gavage is not an acceptable form of training for a Major tournament.

By: Irish Golf Nut

Irish Golf Nut — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 12:32:00 +0000

Hi Steph -enjoy the week you lucky person !!
Can somebody please moderate the comments. I’m finding some of them purile and offensive.

By: peachtree

peachtree — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 21:22:58 +0000

@TASCAM – these guys are living life while playing golf for a living.They dont have guaranteed contracts, so they enjoy their lives while young

By: Mike @wheatly69

Mike @wheatly69 — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:56:13 +0000

I would love to see Nantz cry. He probably did after his divorce settlement had two commas in it…

By: TASCAM

TASCAM — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:30:28 +0000

Dustin hurt his back picking up a jet ski.

Jesper almost cut his finger off winching up a boat.

Casey dislocated his shoulder snowboarding.

What are these guys thinking?

By: Haterade

Haterade — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:18:49 +0000

You obviously know nothing about the Masters. There ain’t no blimp during the broadcast.

By: Sahalee Joe

Sahalee Joe — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 20:10:49 +0000

Dear Tiger,

Please abandon your round on the 12th Hole Thursday so we can see all of your Worshippers rending their garments from what the Media says about you. Bonus: the MetLife blimp following you as you drive back to Jupiter and Nance crying on air makes for fascinating TV.

Thanks,

Sahalee Joe

By: GMoore

GMoore — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 19:38:31 +0000

How bout using two hands for Alex Micelli, Brandel Chamblee, John Feinstein, and Rick Riley. Sticking his tongue out at the same time would be even be more awesome.

I’ll take players over bitter ‘hater’ Media Guys any day.

By: Canuck

Canuck — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 18:14:42 +0000

‘Kill ‘em all and let God sort them out’