Darren Clarke’s performances during the post-round press conferences at this week’s Grand Slam of Golf in Bermuda were fairly predictable.
There were some remarks about his play– frustration, inconsistency, bafflement– gestures towards his increasingly settled family life (“My fiancée and family is here, so I’m going to have a vacation istead of going back home”) and, as has become obligatory, throwaway comments about his drinking habits:
“I’m looking forward to a very bad hangover in the morning.”
Quite apart from the fact that this statement simply couldn’t be factually accurate (in the literal, Jamie Redknapp* sense of interpretation, anyway), it succeeded in nudging Clarke’s post-Open celebratory grace period towards the three-month mark.
We’ve had nearly 12 weeks of Guinness references, bragging, public intoxication, and questionable use/misuse of the Claret Jug.
As the Golden Boy of Irish golf, its “people’s champion”, Clarke has been able to rely on the patience and indulgence of supporters in a way few of his peers ever have. An explosive talent, brutally charismatic, his personality and ability have, in the public eye, always been presented as a single, indissoluble whole.
One was the logical consequence of the other.
It’s a tendency that has always occluded his failings– petulance, volatility– and, at times, even transmuted them into positives, emblems of essential Darren-ness.
He drives a yellow Ferrari with a personalised numberplate? That’s not ostentation; it’s Darren.
He publishes a lengthy article about Rory McIlroy on his website the day after his lifelong rival and compatriot, Padraig Harrington, wins the Open Championship? That’s not bitterness; it’s just Darren looking out for his protégé.
He likes to talk about getting drunk all the time? Increasingly, that’s not a tiresome one-note performance, it’s just Darren being Darren.
And therein lies the problem.
Clarke’s win at Royal St. George’s succeeded in reintroduced him to the golfing world after an absence of over five years, a period during which the memory of his pivotal role in the European Tour’s renaissance had been reduced to little more than a caricature, a shorthand sketch of a hard-living millionaire playboy.
It was, and remains, a grossly reductive lens through which to view such a complex and contradictory public figure, but it’s one the player himself has had few qualms about reinforcing.
Whether born of a lingering insecurity about the legitimacy of his claim to golf’s most prestigious prize, or simply a desire to keep pace with the McDowells and McIlroys of the golfing world, the Northerner’s binge-drinking theatrics have come to define his return to the sport’s top flight.
As harmless a development as that seems, there comes a point, particularly in the absence of tournament-winning form, beyond which Clarke’s determined pursuit of the good life threatens to reveal itself as something altogether more sinister: a rhetorical crutch on which to hang a decade’s worth of anxieties and insecurities.
Indeed, since the Open, his machismo– all the skulled pints, the grumbled, hungover interviews– has, through sheer force of repetition, become something feverish, compulsive and, ultimately, insincere.
For a man in his position, struggling to cope with the twin demands of fatherhood and an uncertain professional future, alcohol appears to offer a cheap rhetorical out: both a shrug in the direction of past glories and an excuse for future failures.
In reality, though, it hinders the expression of his talent and, in doing so, robs him of a claim to professional dignity. Darren Clarke has a compelling story to tell, no doubt, but much to the detriment of his sporting legacy, its one he seems intent on keeping to himself.
Conor Nagle










You sound like the bitter Red Sox fans. He likes to drink. He won the biggest tournament of his life, if he wants to coast the rest of his career and enjoy it, so be it.
Connor, I missed you!
I think his celebratory period gets to extend till the end of the year though.
. I do wish he’d also point out how much work he puts in (apparently spent a lot of time on the range in Bermuda).
The issue or perhaps the reason is that he almost stumbled into an Open championship at the (end) of even what could be considered the twilight of his career.
Perhaps the weather, perhaps the course, perhaps blind luck and a hot putter were the reasons that he won the Open.
But for a European Golfer to be presented with the Holy Grail as the final feather in his cap, he is certainly treating it as such.
Had this happened 10 – 15 years ago, then you could talk about squandered talent, but not now, the time for that has passed. All he has left is a Victory Lap (or two), let him take it.
The only issue that I see is the example that he is setting for his sons, what is to become of them seeing their dad in this circumstance ?
AND THAT PICTURE IS MAKING ME THIRSTY !!!
Honestly, how was the PGA Grand Slam not the final event of the year for WUP to cover in person ? It is like a vacation primer, seemingly for the 4 horsemen to relax and reflect.
Has to be better than a Fall Series event, am I right ?
Conor, after the word turd you laid here I wouldn’t be surprised if Stephanie proverbially beat you over the head with Darren’s ‘rhetorical crutch’. This article would be great were it not for both content and delivery. An undeserved spew of vitriol on one of the most affable public figures in golf and beyond.
You’re not enamoured with him, fair enough. However there is no ‘problem’ with Darren Clarke – yours is a completely over the top fabrication. To be annoyed about how he conducts himself and what he drives is at best whiny. To question his character by speculating as to why he drinks and calling him ‘insincere’ is downright bogus.
Ummmm…
Can anyone tell me what this post is about?
Lighten up Francis.
“One of the most affable public figures in golf and beyond”? Now who is laying word turds! The man is a caricature, a parody. In my book, anyone past the age of 21 who spends the majority of their time talking about how much they love drink is tiresome, pathetic, and very very shallow.
I am willing to let Darren have his moment in the Sun at this juncture of his career.
What a self-righteous piece of literal crap. Darren Clarke can say what he wants and do what he wants. Good on him ! Golf needs more personalities rather than robots.
I noticed on the broadcast that he was lighting up a cigarette during the round.
He has young children.
He lost his wife to (breast) cancer.
He smokes
He’s an IDIOT. I lost respect right there. He can drink all he wants but aclohol is also a cofactor with smoking as a risk factor for various cancers.
PJ, good one!
LMAO…
Doubter is completely right, alcohol does increase the risk of various cancers. His unhealthy lifestyle will catch up to him. But in the meantime, it’s his choice to consume these things. Just like a billion other stupid people who don’t think about the effects of what they ingest.