Welcome to Best Crappy Shots, a new feature inspired by my friend Ritter, where readers submit videos (or stories) of, well, their crappy golf shots. Because whether you’re a scratch golfer or a 20-handicapper, you know what it’s like to get stuck in a bunker, to four-putt, or to knock several balls OB. Abominable golf shots are part of the game. It’s also what makes the incredible 4-iron you hit over the trees and knocked to a foot just that much sweeter. So, let’s celebrate the best of our most godawful golf shots. Please email yours to me at steph.wei@gmail.com.

This week’s winner was submitted by Reader Bob. And I must say, it’s priceless and exactly the kind of thing I’m looking for. Bob would like us to pardon some of the language (in the first few seconds).

And here’s the accompanying story:

Every year since the opening of Bandon Dunes, there’s been a group of us ranging from 12 to 64 guys heading down for a weekend in January.

I’ll set the stage…the individual you are about to set your eyes on is a 15 handicapper named ‘Smoke’. Unfortunately, we missed his first 3 cracks at getting out of the sod faced bunker on #12 at Bandon Dunes. Smoke is one of the elder statesman in the group that enjoys a cigar, always has a bet going & his favorite word is PRESS.

Thanks, Bob, for passing that along. And please thank your buddy Smoke being a good sport. I hope that hole didn’t cost him too much money. Or did he PRESS?