Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson are paired together at the final round of the Masters. Here they are on the first tee exchanging formalities. Note Tiger is trying to give Phil the staredown.

Who would have thought they’d be playing lights-out today? Yeah, actually, we should have seen it coming. They are the best in the world. Playing together is the greatest coincidence that could have happened to them: they’re fueling each other. More surprisingly, who would have thought it’d be Phil stealing Tiger’s thunder?

What does Tiger hate more? Augusta or Phil on Phire?

Either way, this is unreal! I’m double fist-pumping, jumping-up-and-down and giving the TV high-fives. Woot woot!