If you were looking forward to funnymen hosts, Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin, cracking some Tiger jokes, too bad — there won’t be any. According to the NY Post, a well-placed source said the Academy Award producers deleted the lines because they were “too rude.”

So instead, Martin and Baldwin are making cracks about, you know, the nominees — like how Matt Damon is secretly married to Jennifer Garner and how George Clooney is mad at everyone.

Who does everyone have for Best Picture? I just hope Avatar doesn’t win. Great movie, but overrated. I’ll take Inglorious Basterds or The Hurt Locker.