We may have solved what’s oddly become the most talked about story in the sporting world in the last 24 hours: Whose ass was responsible for that rancorous, unholy noise on Sunday?
A “highly placed source” (his words, not mine) said David Feherty (or should I say his iPhone) was the culprit. Also, this part is great — wait for it — the source claims that Feherty and Tiger Woods have a shared amusement of fart noises and have been engaged in an ongoing contest with one another for quite some time. I wonder what the running count is.
I think Feherty won this round. And I’m $5 richer.
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