Aug
4
2009
Source Confirms David Feherty Was Buick Open Farter
By Stephanie Wei under General

We may have solved what’s oddly become the most talked about story in the sporting world in the last 24 hours: Whose ass was responsible for that rancorous, unholy noise on Sunday?

A “highly placed source” (his words, not mine) said David Feherty (or should I say his iPhone) was the culprit. Also, this part is great — wait for it — the source claims that Feherty and Tiger Woods have a shared amusement of fart noises and have been engaged in an ongoing contest with one another for quite some time. I wonder what the running count is.

I think Feherty won this round. And I’m $5 richer.

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