Can you be knocked out of the Masters before ESPN even airs a shot on Thursday? Dustin Johnson and Luke Donald (CURSE ALERT!) are both 2-over, which isn’t so bad until you consider it’s been an immaculate day for scoring, and Rory McIlroy already posted an easy 65. (Yes, it was easy. He’ll think back on how it could have been even lower.) McIlroy has a three-shot lead over Matt Kuchar, Y.E. Yang and — DUN DUN DUN — Sergio Garcia!
Tiger Woods is 1-under on No. 15 as ESPN picks up its coverage , currently good for a tie for 16th, while Phil Mickelson is even through four holes.
Your world No. 1 (maybe not for long!) Martin Kaymer seems to have psyched himself out about Augusta, and is 4-over through 16.
Who do you like now, and who can you Poulter and already write off?
(AP Photo/David J. Phillip)