Mar
9
2011
Ben Crane Spoofs His Slow-Play Problem: He’s “Trying”
By Stephanie Wei under Humor

Ben Crane released the third and latest installation of his video series, intended to reduce his rap as a boring, slow golfer. This one is about slow play, of course. He says, “I’m known as a slow golfer. How did this happen to me? Do you think that I want to be this way?”

Well, yes.

Crane adds, “There are some things that are quick about me, like when someone insults me, I quickly feel bad about myself.”

Obviously not badly enough to change!

When he’s tried to play faster, he says it hasn’t worked out. Basically, he can’t help being slow!

The first video featured Crane’s workout routine and the second focused on his pre-shot routine.