Tiger Woods’ Alleged Mistress Writes Tell-All Book, Blames Elin
By Stephanie Wei under Tiger Woods

Loredana Jolie further exploits alleged affair with Tiger Woods in book

Excuse me while I throw up and shame on me for posting this, but thanks to my friend for sending me the link to the NY Post story, I spotted something that made me want to bitch slap Loredana Jolie until she admits to being a dirty, lying…you fill in the blank.

You see, Jolie penned a gossip memoir The Real Diary: Lessons from the Good Time Girl to Champion, set to be released next month (around Thanksgiving?), so that everyone can vicariously live through Tiger Woods’ alleged affair with her. Besides blabbing about the TMI details of their bedroom trysts and claiming Tiger was addicted to pills, the attention-hungry mistress had the audacity to blame Elin Nordegren, Tiger’s ex-wife the mother of their two children, for Tiger’s serial cheating:

“Obviously they didn’t have such a close relationship because if I was in his house where the hell was she?” she rants.

“If I had my husband, I would make sure I know [who] was coming to my house. At that point I started realizing it was more a less [sic] financial reasons why they were married — she was in it for the money.”

And what is Jolie in it for? Certainly not the love.
Now excuse me while I shower.