Not Shown: Tiger Woods Unzipping His Pants on the Way to the Ladies Tee
By Stephanie Wei under General

For reference, go here. Oh, and this footage was taken by a volunteer during Tiger’s 7AM practice round at Pebble Beach on Tuesday. Reports say he wasn’t hitting it well and doesn’t look like he likes these shots. Notice how he instantly asks Stevie for another ball and no one says, “Good shot.” Just cold, clinical silence.

Alright. Keep checking back regularly for more updates. I’m off to do more important things (it would have been rude of me to decline such an invitation).