Hmm…I wonder what Colin Montgomerie and Tiger Woods are whispering about in this picture.

The European Ryder Cup captain confessed to his wife Gaynor that he had an affair with a former neighbor and lover, Joanne Baldwin.

In a statement via the UK’s Daily Mirror, Monty apologized:

“I have put my marriage under ­considerable strain but we are working through these problems.

“I am very sorry for the hurt I have caused to the ones I love so much.

“I would ask that my family and I are given the space and privacy to continue trying to resolve the issues. I will be making no further comment.”

Yeah, no one really cares either. At least Tiger won’t feel like the only philanderer at the Ryder Cup this summer — you know, if he makes the team. And big newsflash: Golfers cheat like lots of men do!