Phone Fun With Tiger
By Stephanie Wei under General

If you thought the Gus Johnson Soundboard was amazing, then wait until you check out Slate’s “ultimate Tiger Woods crank-call generator.”

To celebrate Woods’ return to competitive golf, Slate has put together the ultimate Tiger Woods crank-call generator. Click on the soundboard below to play one of 50 clips—everything from “These are issues between a husband and wife” to “Uhm, I wouldn’t be able to sit for a while.”

While I’ll pass on actually crank-calling someone, I’m having way too much fun making up random sentences. Check it out. Seriously, it’s genius.

“Huge, quickly, alright bye.”

[h/t Bacon’s Twitter]