John Daly Wants You to "Grip It and Eat It"
By Stephanie Wei under General

No, that’s not a text message John Daly sent to his girlfriend a la Tiger Woods. (Get your mind out of the gutter, perverts!) It’s the tag line for his new pizza business.

Daly has partnered with Perky’s Foodservice Concepts to roll out the John Daly Pizza Program. According to the press release, the JD pizza brings “quality food” in “venues you might never expect” — wait for it — golf courses, convenience stores, bowling centers, truck stops, casinos and bars. I heard Hooters is considering adding pizza to their menu, too. (Kidding!)

No word yet whether JD will be selling pizza (and the program) from his RV in a parking lot outside the gates of Augusta National in three weeks.