Lane Kiffin Apologizes to a Baffled Natalie Gulbis for Leading Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive Bracket
By Stephanie Wei under General

As you know, Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive” Bracket is heating up.

Lane Kiffin still holds a pretty substantial lead over #1 seed and blonde bombshell Natalie Gulbis with 58% of vote. When the standings were brought to Nat’s attention, she was disturbed: “So how is Lane Kiffin beating me in sexiest woman alive on Really? This can not be good.”

You mean, because Kiffin is not a woman?

Leading this contest probably isn’t something Kiffin brags about, anyway. He tweeted, “hey @natalie_gulbis I apologize for this early lead; please finish strong like a 1 seed should. tell evry1 u know 2 vote for u ASAP!!!!!”

What a supportive opponent! Is it that Kiffin doesn’t want to advance or he’s just a super-friendly competitor? Now I have no clue why a man wouldn’t want to advance in a “Sexiest Woman Alive” tournament. How strange.

Oh, what happened to that other photo of Natalie that was on Esquire?! That one was so much more flattering and really accented her eyes. No?