In the spirit of March Madness, Esquire has created the “Sexiest Woman Alive Madness” tournament: 64 women, four categories, seven rounds and pretty darn entertaining. Somehow Natalie Gulbis (well, hello to you both!) landed the number-one seed and is pitted against the most hated human in all of Tennessee, Lane Kiffin (who, no, is not a woman).
This whole contest is amazing. There are even printable brackets! But I’m told, as a woman, I should probably be offended by some of the captions. Maybe. I’m not, though. Sorry. Esquire manages to pull off the fine balance between absurd, inappropriate and hilarious (see Exhibit A).
By the way, I voted for Kiffin. I’m a sucker for a good Cinderella story.