Sadly, You Won’t See Any Guys With Their Head Up Their Ass During the Super Bowl
By Stephanie Wei under General

CBS banned this ad from KGB, a company that answers questions via text message for 99 cents per question, because the network felt it was too offensive. Too bad, I thought it was kind of funny.

For anyone who cares about the Northern Trust Open on Super Bowl Sunday, good news — you can head out to your parties! Steve Stricker is 16-under with five holes to play and leads Luke Donald by three strokes. 36-hole leader Dustin Johnson trails by four shots at 12-under. As an aside, I picked Stricker for my Fantasy Golf team this week.

/big high-freaking-five to myself

Now go eat some wings.

[h/t NiceBallz]