Tiger’s Special Balls Cause Mistress Uproar
By Stephanie Wei under General

Canadian retailer Creative Classics is selling Tail of Tiger golf ball gift sets with caricatures of several of the ladies — “designed to lift the spirits of golfers around the world saddened by a controversy of epic proportions.”

So, if you couldn’t stomach dining with the commemorative plates of Tiger’s alleged mistresses, perhaps playing a round of golf with them is more appealing.

But porn star Joslyn James aka Veronica Siwik-Daniels feels differently. James, who has stayed quiet about her reported affair with Tiger, spoke to the media for the first time on Wednesday because she is very distressed:

I’ve come forward today because I feel it is wrong for a golf ball to have my picture on it. As a victim of violence myself, it bothered me to think that someone would be standing with a dangerous club in their hands and hitting a ball with my face on it.

This comes from a woman who is paid to have sex on camera in NSFW films and wanted in Washington State for unpaid child support. But let’s not judge.

Her legal team, led by Gloria Allred who also represents famed mistress number one Rachel Uchitel, has requested Creative Classics to discontinue sale of the balls.

Good luck with that.