Some Orlando-area Publix stores have deemed the Vanity Fair cover that graces a  shirtless Tiger Woods looking all thug-like Not-Safe-For-View.

At one checkout counter a plastic sheet — which is meant to conceal “objectionable content” — drapes over the cover. Curiously, the same store freely displays the March issue of Muscle & Fitness magazine of the burly and also shirtless Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson.

Apparently grocery-cart-toting housewives find The Rock is easier on the eyes than Tiger these days. Burn.