Jan
4
2010
The Christians Draft Tiger Woods
By Stephanie Wei under General

On Fox News Sunday, former managing editor of Fox News who is currently a senior political analyst and apparently a well known golf commentator, Brit Hume, gave Tiger some advice, suggesting that the (supposedly) Buddhist golfer turn to Christianity to salvage his soul.

He began by prophetically stating, “Tiger Woods will recover as a golfer. Whether he can recover as a person, I think is a very open question.” He proceeded to claim:

I don’t think [Buddhism] offers the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith, so my message to Tiger would be “Tiger, turn to the Christian faith, and you can make a total recovery and be a great example to the world.”

Otherwise, you know, Tiger will burn in hell.

[Dave Chappelle’s Racial Draft]