There are a lot of useless golf-related inventions geared to attract golf geeks. Each week, I’ll feature one of them that seems ridiculously pointless and absurd.
Today…Potty Putter. “The Ultimate Toilet Putting Surface” promises to improve your putting and provide much-needed entertainment and relaxation while you crap:
You get home from a long day at work. The kids are bothering you. The wife is being her lovely self. All you want to do is practice your putt but you don’t have the time to hit the course for a few weeks. Well why not work out the kinks in your putting game with our new Potty Putter?
It’s a true innovation in getting the most out of each trip to the restroom. Get one for the office and one for home. Finally, you can play some golf without all those bothersome people. The Bathroom is perhaps your last bastion of freedom so don’t let anyone invade it.
If you come across one, please e-mail (email@example.com) it to me. You know you’ve seen them. Perhaps you even own one. Or two. Or five.