OMG, have you heard?? John Daly will star in a (yet another) reality show on the Golf Channel! A TV crew has been following him on his tour travels all season. (How the heck are we just hearing about this?) It will be an eight-part series that chronicles his comeback.
I’m a different person now. I’m more serious about what I’m doing now. I’ve learned that talent can’t do it all. I wasted a lot of years not taking things serious.
Does this mean he won’t be getting arrested at Hooters anymore? What are we going to talk about now that he’s kicked his boozing and gambling habits?
The show will be a little more serious this time. Maybe a little fun thrown in there. Some celebrities will be involved as well, but it will be much more serious.
Who likes serious? We want to see him making a fool out of himself. Isn’t that what reality TV is all about?
I kid, I kid. The show will be entertaining either way. And we’ll see how much he’s really changed – if there are still any naysayers out there. This is going to be the best trainwreck reality series since The Real Housewives of New Jersey!