Jul
22
2009
By Stephanie Wei under General

First off, who dressed you, Stewart? He looked like he’d taken the tunnel over from the Dirty Jerz with Tony Soprano. Throw in a gold chain and he would have been all set.

Not a fan of #10, but I guess that’s why it was #10. I ROTFL at #6 (paging David Feherty). #3 is great too. Did I miss something on #2? Overall, it was a hoot!

By the way, I have a bone to pick with Letterman about calling Watson a choker. Gasp! I’m really not a fan of the words “choke” and “Tom Watson” in the same sentence (that is, unless you’re saying he didn’t). I like to call it “adrenaline.” He hit the 8-iron too pure. Then a putt from the rough too hard. Adrenaline! Yeah, he hit a lousy putt – it should have at least hit the hole. (Actually he missed quite a few of those on Sunday. He’s always been known to struggle with putts that length.) And yes, I’m defending him because he’s a lovable old man, and had someone like Sergio done the same thing, I would be screaming “choker” as loud as anyone. But Serg doesn’t have 8 major championships and the long list of accolades that Watson does. You can’t call a guy who has accomplished so much in his career a choker – even if he hit one poor putt. Letterman, you should be ashamed of yourself!