Apr
14
2009
By Stephanie Wei under General

Tracking Tiger at the 2009 Masters.

A: “I got this. Game on, suckers!”
B: “What does the “V” on Tiger’s hat stand for? Very far right.”
C: “Tiger is ready to bitch-slap that ball.”
D: “Please, wind-Gods, where is it going to this time?!?”
E: “Oops, I did it again!”
F: “Tiger looks like Augusta just killed his dog.”
G: “Game over, TIger. Get me the @#$%! out of here…Well, at least I have a hot wife.”
H: “Sorry Tiger, you’re not going to find your game in your armpit.”
I:  “Smack that!”

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