A picture is worth a thousand words.
“I played terribly, there is no way to sugar-coat it. The course was receptive…but I put the ball in the wrong spots…I never had a chance to make the birdies,” Phil Mickelson grumbled after carding a one-over-par 73 in the first round of the Masters.
Well, Phil, I don’t know what to tell you, except at least you chose a fitting outfit (sans man boobs, no less). Although I’m a Philophile, I’m glad I went with my gut this time. But, you never know, there’s still plenty of golf to play.